You're cursed and will die if you don't pick one of these. Which do you pick?
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Face and butt trade places.
One big super boob that spurts poop.
Lower body like a porcupine's.
Retardation.
Elbows the size of your head and weigh 200lbs each.
Whenever someone says your name, you fart.
A second head on your shoulder that tries to boss you around.
Grandma flab and cellulite with no possibilty of removing it.
Death--no afterlife.
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