Poll: If you had fifteen minutes alone with me what would you do with me?

Make Wild Monkey Love

Make Electrifying Eel Love

Make Fun Cockroach Love

Make Pationate Turtle Love

Make Stupendous Raw Two Day Old Oyster Love

Make Amazing Maggot Love

Make Imaginative Turnip Love

Play Yatzee!

Other (leave comment in regards to what other would be)