Question: What is the best damn thing about being a giraffe?
• Having to sleep only 2 hours a day.
• Family reunions are freakin' wild when the okapi cousins attend.
• Pimping the head nubs for parties.
• Kicking the shit out of lions.
• Dude, 18 inch tongues. C'mon.
• Indulging in homoerotica & having the herd cool with it.
• 6 foot tall babies. Draft this, punkass.
• Getting chicks just by coughing.
• Elongated vertabrae.
• Always being in fashion because spots are the trendiest.