But I don't call his Mum, ever, because last time I did she tohhgut there was some emergency and that something horrible had happened to her son and I prefer not to go there again. I've been really slack about reading the kids' bedtime stories for ages now and hubby has been doing it. They even ask for him now (score!). And as for the washing, what do they think I stand there for 45 minutes and watch the friggin washing machine? I'm too busy playing spider solitaire or watching the cricket or reading Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell before I go to bed, because if I dropped it on myself in bed I might do some considerable damage.

by Jeferson 10:11:28 AM 2012.11.01