Question: what will u be doing this christmas?
• stay at home with family
• get drunk
• eat like fucking pig
• screw people over fo no reason
• singing the same x-mas songs just to piss people off
• jerk off 3 times
• go to tha mall to buy a last minute gift
• tell kids that the fat guy at krogers is actually ur peruvian nighbor who smells
• hump tha turkey when ur parents arent watching
• orgy whatever that is